The Christmas Divorce

Jingle bells, jingle bells . . .
   All of Susan's friends
   Came to help her move
   Out of Steven's life as
   He had moved out of hers.

Jingle all the way . . .
   Winter was the season chosen
   For the snow muffles voices
   And filters truths and lies
   From conversations and glances.

Oh, what fun it is to ride . . .
   They loaded all her vestiges
   Into a rented U-Haul van
   And drove them around
   The corner of Steven's eye.

Laughing all the way!